I’m a real person.

Don’t nymphise me and make me dwell in the cold water,

Or the forest.

I don’t live among the lily pads,

I sleep in a bed like you unspritely.



We know little of your character.

When we hear your name we think tits and red hair and red lips like pillows.

Shiny coke can brilliance of your dress and the S shape that lies beneath.

Purple lids frame cartoon eyes and cartoon person looks out to see nothing and strains to portray your cartoon womanhood.