I think I’m gonna fix my computer
The webcam’s broken,
I’ll read my poems to the camera and feel like a movie star,
A bland movie star with a northern accent.
“Nice teeth movie star”,
“Well thanks, my love.”
I wasn’t allowed braces coz they weren’t bad enough so shut your damn mouth.
Nah, I’m joking – I’m alright.
I might let my hair grow out a bit first though, I’ve just had it cut and I look like a budgie that’s just had a sock thrown at it.