Ricklations

People who think of Rick as grandpa are missing out on his sex appeal.

Stop relating with Morty people.

You’re relating with Morty too hard.

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Worthy

My worthlessness is (un)profoundly universal, it’s not personal – to do with the body I’m stuck in or the person I am. If it were based on that (which it isn’t) I wouldn’t be worthless at all.

Other worthless entities need me and like my worthless company.

My worthlessness is debatable and relative and actually totally separate from the opinions of other worthless creatures.